im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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