I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
two words...techno handjob
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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