Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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