I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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