When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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