i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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