I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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