you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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