I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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