Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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