This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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