I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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