apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
