we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
