you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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