Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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