im gay
i know
yea but for you.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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