just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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