dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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