So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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