didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
wow bdsm is so cute
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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