i would one night stand the shit outta him
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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