Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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