And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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