Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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