what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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