I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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