nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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