Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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