people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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