He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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