Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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