It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
As shirtless as possible
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
