Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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