i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Randomize
