I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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