Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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