Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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