All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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