Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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