Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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