Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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