I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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