You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Found your dick twin last night
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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