I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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