Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
