R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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