sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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