Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
