I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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